Drinking Game
It's that time of year - the State of the Union. And every State of the Union, we have our annual State of the Union drinking game! Usually, every time the President says the words "work together" or "great", we take a shot! But this year, we're adding a little more to the contest thanks to some great idea from our impotent friend! He said that every time the President mentions a word that resembles a term for male enhancement pills, we take a shot! Now that's a creative version of the game! And each one of us has different terms for male sexual enhancement so all the guys have to respect it. Let's see - the President mentioned "union" so some friend mentioned union refers to male enhancement products, so we took a shot. Next, the President mentioned the word "increased" by employment, security and trade, so we had to take three shots because sexual pills increase a certain male body part! You see how drunk someone can get from this version of the game? We also drank to the words "bold", "lifestyle", "Iraq", and "performance" because all those terms are apparently top male enhancement terms (how Iraq relates was bizarre because some guy said it refers to a rack, if you know what I mean). Sexual enhancement is definitely a fun way to make a boring State of the Union into a drinking game full of innuendos and sexual hints. My guess is the President had no intention of having a bunch of drunken guys listening to his well worded and well thought out speech but hey, we're part of the 99% and we love to drink!